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From the assistant Morale Officer
DESSS,
we have the following:
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A sail barge ! Decorated LUXURY MODEL
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Two lovely Desert Skiffs, to escort
the barge !
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And what have we here ... the Hutts
did say that A LOT of these slave girls were sacrificed to honour the newly
married couple, but this many ? Dess threw in 7 of these, as personal on
the barge !
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And oh my ... Even MOSKITO
let cadets be cadets and delivered us his present ... and this is a real
beauty !
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A C3 Liner ! A FANTASTIC craft for
pleasure-trips ! I bet you cant wait to try it out !
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Oh, it looks as if KALLATH
has been doing some shopping too ! What have we here:
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2 swoops ! One for each of the happy
couple ! They are gonna have a lot of fun with these babies !
But there is more ..
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A landspeeder ! This beast is SURE
to get you to the mall in two seconds ! And ...
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.. if not, use your THIRD Desert Skiff
! All this from Kallath !
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Hahaha, SNAILMAN,
what is this ?
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A scout craft ! With special colorful
aurora patterns, fast hyperdrive add-on and what is this ... The back says
"Just married" and has a lot of rebel helmets attached with a string ?
Every TIE is gonna honk its horn when this craft flies out between the
stars !
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You know what ? I think the IO is
gonna be invited to a desert party soon ... YODAKIRATA
and DRAGONFLY were just here and they brought:
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A sail barge and another skiff ! My
God, when will we recieve our invitations ? Room enough for everyone !
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MAEL,
what is this creature ? Looks like a new sort of wookie ! I think we better
let it remain in its cage and maybe Wulfman and Merlyn can teach it a few
tricks !
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http://www.systemvelocity.com/mael
(this is a webcam, show is whenever the wookie-kin acts up / turns his
cam on)
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Hey MAUGRIM
! Youre a little late ... Oh, I see why now. These things are impossible
to shut up !
But they ALWAYS come in handy:
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A protocol droid ! Very advanced but
still not able to interpretate everything a wife says ! Hehehe, what a
great present !
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And for myself ... DARKSUN,
shame on you. This is not very original thinking, but hey, everyone can
use these !
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A total of 20 Twi'lek slaves ! Merlyn,
watch your husband .. .some of these girls are pretty attractive. :-)
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Also, he made this trick-painting
... the trick is to notice the black dots ... and see if you can focus
on them. Truth is: They are not there !
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Thats it !
No, wait .... DRONSHED
... what on earth is this .... OH - MY - GOD !
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This ship is fantastic ! And what
did you say the specs were again ?
Luxury Yacht 3000 / Wythren (ship name)
Length: 45m / 50m (special drive replacement
for extra speed)
Crew: 2 / 12 (2 pilots, 10 staff (waiters,
guards etc)
Passenger: 10 / 6 (space needed for other
modifications)
Cargo: 1 unit / 0 unit (only for baggage)
Shield: 36 / 200
Hull: 20 / 100 (armor completely replaced
with shiny and tough plating)
The interior is pompous and splendid. It's
not a big ship but made so that 'luxurious' is a degradatory word when
mentioned in connection with the Wythren.
The most expensive silk, carpets, pictures,
statues, interior painting and other decoratory methods are employed. Also,
the most advanced electronics and computer systems are installed.
Needless to say, the most famous and prestigious
artisans and artists have carried out the decoration.
Geez ! This baby cost more than I make
in a year ! What a FABOULUS present !
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I feel a presence ... I presence I
have not felt since ... Grand Jedi Master Kamin
! What a pleasure to see you here ! Jesus, what is this !
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A marauder corvette ! You realize
what these things cost !? Oh, you do ... Thats a very nice present ! Im
sure both Merlyn and Wulfman are going to love flying this piece of art
! Remember to buy me one of these babies too sometime !
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Oh, PETER
? Ah, I see .. you needed to finish the paperwork first ... say again ...
WHAT DID YOU BUY ?
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A temperate moon in the Sluis Van
Sector ! Mein Got ! Im not even gonna try commenting this, as I know we
would ALL feel pretty special about a such gift !
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